Time flies and I am just watching

I am not sure what it is but as the days get longer and time flies I have come to notice several things in life.  Kids seem to act up more these days.  I can not understand the words to much of the music on the radio or coming loudly out of cars.  Many foods upset my stomach.  I have a hard time hearing voices around me, especially my wife.  My child is now 18 and an adult.  I get up in the morning and it is easier to identify the parts that do not hurt as I walk to the bathroom to go again and again.  I seem to know what people will do before they do it because I once did the same things.  I think it is really need that they have radio stations for the hits of the 70's and 80's.  I make lists of things to do on my rare days off but forget what to do when my day off comes around.  However, the thing that seems to have set off this rant is that today I received my AARP card in the mail.  :(